It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers 2 protect a
country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI

Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have
a big car like Rahul, but
I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte
the: "ATITHI DEVO BHAVA"
Phir likha: "SHUBH LABH"
Phir likhne lage: "U R WELCOME"
Aur ab likhte hain: "KUTTON SE SAVDHAN"

Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse  bhi achche yaar mile, meri girlfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur  behan ka pyar mile

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper  that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of  saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki ke saath deka
gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin  badaltey

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?..... Sadhu: Nahin..... TT: Chalo
....Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN
PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because "Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND"

What do u call a woman in heaven?...........An
Angel, A crowd of woman in
heaven?........A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?.........PEACE ON EARTH

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? ......Kyonki
shaadi ke baad saare gum to
husband ke hisse mein aate hain
aur wife ........Be-Gum ho jaat hai.